a cocaine story gcathers no moss


Do you think the people in Iraq think thw world is a safer place with Saddam gone? Maybe but not for them. See the thing about a country where there is such religious fever you need a central figure to keep the people in line. Now there is a civil war between the Shitte and Sunni factions and the funny thing is that from a Western perspective - they are the same thing. Just as Muslims probaby look at Catholics and protestants and can't understand why the Irish are fighting.

Kate moss apologized for using cocaine cause of her new clothing line contract with Hennes & Mauritz. The company said they are giving her a second chance but they want models that are "healthy, wholesome and sound, 0 body fat is good and the skinnier the better we just don't want our models using drugs to get that way. Puking has been the standard for years and if it's good enough for the others it should be good enough for Moss." A spokesperson said.

The Mirror broke the story with a video. I guess they were pissed after losing a lawsuit over Moss using drugs in 2001. So does she have to give the money back and apologize to the paper?

THRESHOLD

I liked the opening show. It's a TV version of one of the scariest movies made. Invasion of the body snatchers, the original not the remake. That movie scared the crap out of me as a kid. I think there is a bit of Invasion with Roy Thinnes there too. A good show that never got it's due. The aliens in that show looked human but couldn't move their pinkies. That's how you could tell who they were. I liked the storyline and the follow thru on Threshold.

Except - the government is supposed to protect the 'red team' above all but they leave three members sitting in a van without cover while they are sending a signal to call alien humans to the van. Huh?? But let's see where they go now. Has a chance if they keep up the premise and don't fall into the 'lets have monsters' trap. It is so much scarier to have the bad guys look like everyone else.

TWINS

A good job for Sarah Gilbert. She gets to hang out with a hottie in underwear all day. I would love that job. But since Gilbert is queer I have a hard time believing she is looking for Mr. Right. The sex jokes and the nudity are the only things that will keep this show on the air.

A 79 year old guy was rescued in New Orleans. He spent 16 days in his attic and then came downstairs. He had run out of water when they got him and some idiot from FEMA said, "Duh I don't know how long he woulda lasted without water. A-huck" Isn't that something a FEMA worker should know. How long a person can live without water?

Also - they are going to start letting people back in the city but only the rich and white cause their houses weren't damaged as much. As one politician said, "We finally got the niggers out, we sure as hell ain't gonna let them back in. Long live the white south."

later
my dehydrated minions

new shows
Mood:  don't ask
Hi de ho

Tom Cru-azy donated 5K to Scientology in Jamie Foxx's name. What a guy. Foxx is upset cause he thinks Cru-azy did it to get more coloreds into the cult, er--church. But c'mon There ain't enough singing for the black folk. I think he did it because that's the kind of guy he is - ka razy. I wonder if he gave any money in 'THE KATIE'S' name? He copped THE KATIE and left me a mule to ride.

Saw 'BONES' and 'SUPERNATURAL' and I think it's nice the was the WB recycles their stars. Take one from Smallville and one fron Gilmore Girls and put them together. Keeps them working. That's nice.

BONES - not sure about this one, there doesn't seem to be a lot of chemstry between Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel. She has a strange face and I don't think the fans will accept that she is pretty enough to be a love interest. They need to bring in a pretty woman for that. But they can't use the woman who played Lyla in Angel because -rumor has it- that Boreanaz spent so much time banging her in his trailer that it interferred with shooting. Their's not his. That's why she was killed off. Naughty, naughty. Also this is the type of show where there can be no happy endings. They can never save anyone - hence the name.

SUPERNATURAL - I like these type of spooky shows but the good brother/ bad brother premise is tired. And the looking for a lost family member is so old. I remember a Walter Brennan western where he and his two sons were searching for the third son, thats how old that story line is. Can't they just be hunting spookies cause they exist? That's why people climb Everest. Also the premire episode ran 7 minutes over and fucked up my recording. Now I have to watch the last few minutes on Thurs to see what happened. Not good. And I'd like to know how you can drive around the country with a trunk full of weapons and never get searched?

HEADCASES - Not gonna make it no one likes crazy people

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my bleary eyed minions

new TV season
Mood:  a-ok
There is a program running somewhere that is really screwing with my internetr and making it run super slow. It is annoying as hell. Anyway, lets see what's of interest to me.

Looks like Roberts is going to be confirmed as Chief Justice. Would that burn your ass if you were on the Supreme Court and they bring in this new guy to be the head. I can see things like this happening.
'In the parking lot Clarence Thomas pulls up to a parking spot and Roberts is already there.
R- Oh, did you want this spot?
T- Yeah. kinda
R- they told me I could park here.
T- Umm okay. Yeah, why not (whisper) motherfucker

Or inside the court and
Roberts says - "I think we should retire...
Ginsburg - retire? I'm not going to retire yet asshole
Roberts- ...to chambers to discuss this.
Souter - Who died and made you boss?
Kennedy - hello? Rehnquist duh
Souter - Opps my bad
Thomas - Hey ginsburg is that one of my pubic hairs on your lip?
Ginsburg - shut up jigg-a-boo
Thomas - Jew dyke
Roberts - like I need this shit

good luck to you John Roberts and if he turns out to be a throw back to the 30s then good luck to all of us

Paris Hilton auctioned herself for charity but got pissed when the fuy she arranged to buy her got outbid. She got bought by some limey for 100,000$. What a wanker. I think she can be had if you show up with a box of wine and a cancorder. "Your new season's starting you need more press. So get on your knees while I figure out how to run this thing. No wait. They've seen that. How about - Paris takes it in the ass?"

The new season of TV is starting and I think it's up to me to give reviews since I am not bound by trying to kiss network ass. SO----

Prison break - Oh come on. If anyone believes this crap then we are truely lost. Here's the premise, now don't laugh until I get done.

A guy (we'll call the killer) kills the vice\president's brother and is sentenced to die. Now HIS brother, (we'll call the brother) which no one knew about- huh? Is is possible the FBI didn't turn this guy's life inside out during the trial? Okay let's say they didn't. His brother gets his entire - entire body. yes, his whole body tattooed with the plans of the prison where the killer is because, just by chance, he was part of the crew that got the contract to redo the prison and of course they didn't do background checks on those guys either,

Then the brother robs a bank and fires a gun so they will send him to federal prison. Where? You guessed it. The same one where the killer is. Part of the brother's plan involves using the hospital area so he somehow gets his medical records to say he is a diabetic. Now I don't know how you change your medical records but let's say you can. He is now getting insulin but doesn't go into shock because he takes this stuff that stops that but he didn't get it for a couple days so why he didn't go into shock right away I don't know. But let's say you can. And he's the new, never been to jail guy and doesn't get the shit raped out of him. Okay let's say you can.

Then there is a mafia guy and a beaner and white power guys and a race riot and he gets two toes cut off but is up and walking the next day. Okay lets say you can. There is a heart of gold nurse who happens to be the governer's daughter. HUH again. A reformist warden and a sadist guard. An ex-girlfriend who just happens to be a lawyer who calls off her own wedding to try and defend the killer who she thought was guilty two days ago. Oh yeah, we have the two sinister CIA guys and their mysterious female boss.

They even let the brother talk to the killer who is on death row and supposed to die in 30 days but gets time in the yard and even work detail. By the way - the brother has only 30 days to get the killer and himself out. Now I thought they kept death row guys isolated but not here. In fact they are so liberal they let the guy who's gonna die use a sharp edged paint scraper to clean the walls. Where is this place? And how the hell is an inmate going to get a death row guy out without anyone noticing? Okay let's say you can.

And I guess the rest of the season -cause you know they escape - is going to be a fugitive thing with them running while trying to prove the killer innocent. Even if this show makes it what do they do next season?



The war at home

A family style comedy with three typical TV kids, the angry daughter, the confused middle kid and the wise cracking younger kid. The inept father and mother with big tits. Wasn't that Home Improvement?? No wait the mother on that show wasn't a whore. Too harsh you say? In the first show we see a mother flashback where she is in a car with her legs in the air. Later she reveals that she has experience with several black dicks as her husband finds out she was with a darkie.
Hus.- So is it true what they say
Wife - Some yes - some no
Hus - some what's some are we talking million man march here
Wife - it wasn't a million

There you go true comedy. Hey guess what my wife sucked more black dick than died in New Orleans. I'm so lucky.

When I was in Vegas I worked with a woman who claimed she fucked every black guy in the town she moved from. She was pregnant and her white husband wanted to move to a place where every black hadn't seen his wife's snatch. Vegas????? Like there aren't many blacks there. Good luck buddy.

Tonight there is Bones and Supernatural. I watch other shows. In fact I love TV. I have 2 vcrs so I can do 3 shows at the same time, but I'm only gonna review the new ones.

later
my boob tubers

Mom does PR for Georgie
Mood:  caffeinated
Been a while since I was here. I have been watching the disaster stuff on TV. It can't be that bad because I notice they keep running the same video. Thats either cheap or lazy. How many times can they show the old lady in the yellow tub or the security guard ripping that guy's shirt off? Is there not enough NEW trauma to video each day? So what is it guys? Too lazy to look for it or too cheap to pay for it??

Well Babs is out doing PR for her son and by that I don't mean she is fucking Puerto Ricans. She went to the Astrodome and gave us the quote of the week. She looked around and saw all the people with no place to live and had lost everything. Lost friends, family, pets, jobs, homes, their stuff and she said - "Most of these people were poor anyway so they are doing pretty good." - WHAT???? You stupid cunt. I'm surprised she doesn't want to charge them for a vacation in Texas. Here bitch, have a drink of New Orleans water.

Hey that's a way the government can raise some money. Instead of pumping away that water - bottle it and sell it as a part of the worst disaster in years. Huh?? People will buy it. Maybe I'll just shit and piss in a bucket, pour some gas in and sell it on E-bay. Who's gonna know the difference.

I saw a story about parents that were so concerned about their own safety they left their 12 day old child in the hospital and headed out of town. Gee I wish they were my parents. "Sorry kid--gotta go." But they came back 4 days later and were happy the hospital was still standing. Cowardly bitches.

A report says that 8% of US kids have ADHD (they added the 'H' now) Attention Deficit Hyper-activity Disorder. WTF. ADD wasn't good enough? Since it's a made up condition, I guess they can call it what ever they want. I don't velieve in ADD or ADHD I think its a bunch of bul.. oh look a butterfly. C'mere butterfly. Okay what was I saying? I don't care anymore.

New TV season starting this month. Goodie. I need my Alyssa Milano tittie fix, repeats just aint the same. I need new jerk off stuff. Thank god for internet porn. Bang bus, Friends hot mom, Captain Stabbin. Gotta love it-- self love that is.

later
with tissue

who's minding the store
Mood:  sad
The scenes from new orleans and biloxi and other less known cities are really terrible. These people are starving and the national guard says they can't get there. Why the hell can reporters get there but the guys with guns are afraid. Where are the trucks and buses to move the people out of the superdome? Why is it mostly the blacks that are being left behind?

I saw a black reporter for nbc talking about how when night came he saw a truck full of guys and was afraid. Probably rightly so down there. Meybe it's terrible to say but a truckful of rednecks looking for someone to blame might just pick him. Run forest run.

On a lighter note there was a remax commercial in the middle of all the coverage and it showed a couple looking thru a swamp. The voice over said "it shouldn't be this hard to find a home." Amen. And what happens to the people relocated? No money, no job, no where to live. Where do you go? Live at the Astrodome for a yr? Or are they going to ship them back?

MRSC2B oh my god!!! This apparently is the lettering on the back of one of the chairs at The Cru-azy's new movie. It is the chair THE KATIE sits in. Someone please stop the madness now.

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take me home
country roads

W O W
I am stunned over the pictures coming out of the south. The damage and wreckage is unbelievable. I went thru Francis and Jeanne last year, riding both out in a rec hall on the property. Neither caused this type of destruction. I realize how lucky I was to escape with minor damage. The tornadoes in this storm must have been massive.

One woman was standing beside a pile of wood that use to be her apt complex and she said her dog was in her apt. That would be my downfall. Shelters don't allow pets and there is no way I would leave dawg behind. She keeps me safe and protected and I will do the same for her. I jumped into a raging river to save the last dog I had. Thats just who I am.

What do you do if your house is huffed and puffed and blown away? I am of the limited income people. I don't have money to wait in a motel. They are saying that power in some places might be out for 45+ days. If your house is gone where do you live with no money? There's 10 ft of water covering the streets. Here in Fla it took weeks for FEMA trailers to be brought in and it was no way near the size of this.

Lets see what the white house comes up with for relief. are they going to spend the kind of money here that they are spending in Iraq? Will people who have no money and no insurance get houses built? And how long will that take?

Of course the other pictures coming out of the south are just as stunning, the niggers (white and black), I can't think of another word to describe them, are loading up carts with clothes and TVs and other shit. I can understand if someone has to loot for food, water, diapers, pet food but the other stuff. If you don't have a house where are you going to put 15 dresses and other stuff???? Dumb fucking niggers The police and national guard should be allowed to shoot looters when they see them. You forfiet your rights when you take advantage during a crisis. Price gougers should have their property conficated the same as drug dealers.

Lets see if other countries jump to our aid the way they did for the sunami victims.

The oldest person in the world has died at the age of 115. Holy shit thats a long time. Her husband died in 1959. Now thats how long I want to live. Actually my goal is 150 but you would never know it from how I live. Donuts and fries and smokes.

Dr. Phil's son is marrying one of the triplets that posed in playboy. I quess that is when you can bang your sister-in-law and really say, "I thought it was you, twice."

Clay Aiken from american idol is queer????????? http://www.radaronline.com/fresh-intelligence
/2005/08/29/index.php#report_002665 good throat exercises are the key to a good singing voice

If I prayed I would prey for the people without a home tonight. I will wish them luck and hope for the best.

later
still stunned

quote of the week
Mood:  d'oh
New Orleans faired better than they thought it would as the storm passed east of it. I like how the newscasts want to add more drama and keep asking "What could have happened." I'm sure they are chomping at the bit for the death toll, everyone wanting to be the first to report how many died. The really strange part is how Bush told people to stay in shelter until the authorities tell them it is safe to come out. "I pray for the health and safety of all our citizens", he said as he prepares to send 150,000 more of those citizens to the killing fields in Iraq. Way to care, Georgie. That by the way is not the quote of the week.

The quote of the week comes from a guy who sought shelter in the superdome. After it started leaking a reporter asked this guy if he was alright. "Getting wet ain't like dying." He replied. And I say how true, how true. However an orgasm is a bit like dying and use to be called ' the little death'.

The Air Force has introduced a new rule about religion so they are not perceived as anti- anything but Christian. "In fact," a spokesperson said, "we believe it only right that heathens and non-christians devils and others that are going to hell have the right to worship in their own way."

Puff Daddy doo wah diddy won an appeal on charges his bodyguards beat up a talk show host. He won the first case and the appeal. Asked how he felt about the decision. "We don't beat people up. We beat them down. Get it right bitch."

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yur mama

prince of darkness
Mood:  bright
Looks like New Orleans is going to get the storm that by passed here. I feel sorry for the people that can't get out of town. This thing matured into a killer storm that is going to bust some ass when it hits. There are reports that a lot of people don't have the means or money to leave. I hope the cities where that happens do something to help the poor folk. It seems that government officials forget that not everyone can just take off and drive a few hundred miles to get safe. Some of us have to ride it out where we are. I wish you guys luck.

So, it seems that things are not going as easily as Bush thought with the Iraq constitution. It's not so easy to rig things when the govenor ain't your brother. I get the feeling that what ever happens in New Orleans ain't gonna compare to the SHIT storm that coming in Iraq. All hell is gonna break loose between the two religious factions and we are going to be stuck in the middle. That's why cops don't like to go on domestic dispute calls. Cause while they may be mad at each other, they hate you more.

I had a buddy who was a mercenary years ago in Angola, when it was still called Angola. He said the toughest thing about merc work is getting out alive after it's all over. If you win, the guy who hired you wants you dead so someone else can't hire you to remove him. If you lose the guy you tried to get out of power wants you dead because... well... you wanted the same for him. Both factions in Iraq want the US out. It's a lose/lose situation.

Let us see what's happening in Hollywood. The VMAs haven't even started and the colored folk are already shooting each other. It use to be that 45 referred to the type of record not the size of gun. You can take the rapper out of the ghetto but you can't get him to stop shooting his own people. Does the NRA have a rappers special for membership? Shoot another rapper and get a year's free membership.

Robert Downey got married and no one knew. Too bad he couldn't keep his drug use that quiet. Junkies, they'll surprise you. But not for long. I give it 18 months max. You heard it here first. We'll see.

Sharon Osbourne claims she fucked with the power for Iron Madien during Ozzyfest because they trash talked her husband. Iron Madien???? Are they still performing? Who cares? And they are crying about how she shouldn't have done it and a bunch of other shit. Shut the fuck up bitches. You messed with the wife of the Prince of fucking darkness what did you expect? Dumb shits.

later
good luck to orleans
(the city not the band)

no storm here
Mood:  a-ok
Dispite the warnings the hurricane never made it here. The local news channels were covering it before hand advising people to get their supplies and go to the shelter early. And they showed footage of high waves - which were from last year - saying the storm was coming. We were warned about flooding as 12' inches of rain was predicted and at 6pm they spent a lot of time saying how they were going into 24 hr coverage mode. By 8 pm the regular Tv was on and I got to see BB.

All tolled we got about 4 minutes of a mild rain and the only wind was when Snoop dawg farted. I'm sure there were older people who had been through the really scary ones last year that were terrified it was going to happen again. And south of us it did but not here. I think its fucking time they got their shit together about this weather stuff. We can get pictures of an Iraqi taking a crap outside his dirt home but they can't tell within a 600 mile range where a storm is going to hit 45 minutes before it makes landfall.

I watched the movie 'Saw' last night and was a bit disappointed. I find it hard to believe that a guy can lie on a floor for 7 hours pretending to be dead and the two other guys in the room don't go to check on him or notice him breathing. Also, that's why I have a dog. No motherfucker is going to sneak into my home and cart me away without snoop tearing him a new asshole.

I see they have arrested the brothers again in Aruba. Perhaps if they gave the girl's relatives a few moments alone with that Joran dick, they might get some answers. I know if my kid was missing I would have talked with the brothers privately as soon as they were released the first time. And the movie 'saw' doesn't even come close to terror if I need to find out what you did to my kid.

So they found a sample of Armstrong's blood from 99 and it tested positive for enhancement drugs. Tough shit you froggy bastards. Get a sample from this year. Or last year. Hell, I wouldn't trust my own mother with a 6 year old sample. And what the fuck are they doing testing it now? They say the test wasn't available back in 99. Then that's a goddamn shame, it's too late now so fuck off.

I'm a bit pissed off right now cause I watched the Pam Anderson roast and while it was funny and rude, I'm sorry that the money went to help the domestic terror organization PETA. They dupe people by saying they are for animals while endorsing and supporting blowing up US buildings. Check the public records if you don't believe me.

Jen had a stalker in her house. It wasn't me. I have a hard enough time keeping track of the people I'm stalking in Fla, never mind going to CA.

later
my wind swept lovelies

that's just too bizarre
Mood:  incredulous
Do you believe those crazies on BB. It's like a mini Eric cult. They have a shrine for his picture and envoke his name every time something happens. WTF? Even what they call themselves, 'the friendship', sounds cult-like. Eric's wife better take notice. If the lesbian wants to fuck her husband what's he getting in the real world? And for Eric, I have a new sideline. Selling chocolate bars. Put pictures of those four whackos on it and call it 'Cappy's Nutjobs'. You'll sell a million of them and then you can start a real Cappy Cult.

Got a hurricane heading this way. Damn. Not too worried. Lived thru two last season. Just another day in paradise.

Since when did every soldier who dies become a hero? I know what it's like to lose a loved one and I am not trying to diminish their value to their family but some people die in war just from being in the wrong spot at the wrong time. To call every dead soldier a hero takes away from the real heroes. Those who lost their lives saving someone else. So cut it out. Leave the hero title for those who deserve it and not for Tommy who was killed by a sniper while he was on the crapper. I feel for Tommy's family but, dying don't automatically make you a hero.

There are reports that a new drug has been discovered to fight brain tumors. Only 15 years too late to help my wife. But maybe it might have come sooner if there weren't groups that care for animals more than they care for people. Keep animal testing. It works.

Speaking of one of those self involved PETA morons, Pam Anderson had two of her dogs married on the beach the other day. If those tits were brains she would be a freaking Einstein, as it is they seem to drain power from her brain. Just go suck a cock on film and leave the dogs to themselves.

Anun in Belgium has been reprimanded for dancing with a little too much vigor. Perhaps she should use that energy to play for the soccer team that can't get it's goalie to show up.

Who knew Batman had such a big schlong? http://www.artnet.com/artist/424157172/mark-chamberlain.html

Jennifer Aniston, now that you are divorced I would be willing to throw a fuck your way if you ask nice. E-mail me and we can discuss terms. It would be tough being married when you are in the public eye. Not only do they record every move but they also record the things you say when you get married and then replay those clips when you break up. When you say things like 'soulmate' and 'this is the real one' or 'I've waited for someone like him/her all my life and I treasure getting old with them'.

For us regular folk we just have to deal with our marriage videotape that might be watched alone, late at night, after a couple drinks. Amd we can privately lament the error of our ways and the stupid things said because of love. But celebs have some asshole Extra or Insider schmuck interviewing them and saying, "remember when you got together? Lets see that clip. So what do you have to say now that forever has only lasted 6 years? Huh? Huh? Huh?

So Jen I do feel sorry for what you have to go thru and like I said, if you need comfort there's a hard-on here with your name on it. And there is. I used a marker and I was able to get the full name along one side.

Cynthia Waltros is going to be on lost. Yeah, it's about time they got someone with big hooters on the show. Hey maybe they could get Pam on there and after she fucks and sucks all the men and women, they could use her fake tits to float off the island.

later
my saline filled boobies